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>Gdyby nasze zycie plynelo w druga strone to byloby tak pieknie...
>Zaczyna sie od tego, ze kilku gosci przynosi cie w skrzyneczce i oczywiscie
>od razu trafiasz na impreze. Zyjesz sobie spokojnie jako
>starzec/staruszka w domku.
>Stajesz sie coraz mlodszy/a. Pewnego dnia dostajesz odprawe w postaci
>grubszej gotówki i idziesz do pracy. He! Pracujesz jakies 40 lat i
>poznajesz uroki zycia. Zaczynasz pic coraz wiecej alkoholu, coraz czesciej
>chodzisz na imprezy no i coraz czesciej uprawiasz seks.
>Jak juz masz to opanowane, jestes gotów zeby trafic na studia. Potem
>idziesz do szkoly. Coraz mniej od ciebie wymagaja,masz coraz wiecej czasu
>na zabawe. Robisz sie coraz mniejszy, az trafiasz do... hmm, gdzie
>plywasz sobie przez 9 miesiecy wsluchujac sie w uspokajajacy rytm bicia
>serca.
>A
>potem nagle Bec !! - Twoje zycie konczy sie orgazmem.

[admin]

Przychodzi para od seksuologa i mówi:
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Seksuolog na to:
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Para kocha się namiętnie. Gdy skończyła seksuolog mówi:
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Para na to:
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Małżeństwo znów zaczyna się kochać! Sytuacja powtarza się kilka razy!
Zmartwiony lekarz mówi:
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- Taki niski, łysy i blondyna? - pyta go kolega.
- No tak i co z tego?
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W pewnej mieścinie był piekarz, który piekl pieczywo nie nadające się
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nie mogą wymyślić...
W pewnym momencie wstaje kowal, chłop wielki i barczysty jak wół i mówi :
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Na co ludzie mówią:
- Nie no... tak nie można... w końcu mamy tylko jednego piekarza,
nie możemy zostać tak w ogóle bez... i dalej debatują...
Za jakiś czas znowu wstaje kowal i mówi:
- To może jebnę stolarzowi...? Mamy dwóch...

[admin]

- Heniek zamknij drzwi bo na dworze zimno!
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